Love. Anyone seen it? Because I haven’t found it yet.
Love in films and TV never show the difficulties of love, or the awkward talking…or the creepy staring. They never show the one person upset, after an argument, without the pair resolving their issues with a passionate snog.
In real life this is how it goes (for me at least) =
1) Start talking to a hot guy.
2) Accidentally piss of that guy.
3) Try to resolve with awkward chat.
4) Ruin all chances.
(Probably because I talk an awful lot and rarely make sense.)
This has happened many times, and that’s not the only thing that differs film and real life…appearance differs. In films everyone looks stunning at every second (above) , like a walking L’Oreal advert. In reality we get knotted hair from the wind, ill-fitting clothes and make-up that really will not improve our looks...
(I live in England so my chances of me having the same hairstyle as I leave home with to the one I arrive at school with are very slim.) (The picture above is not me...just saying. :P) (Not that the lady has anything wrong with her...I should stop talking.)
Also, people in film make sense. Of Course this is because there is a well thought out script that is thoroughly checked, but when I watch a film, the couple in the film are completely clear, I know that he likes her and she likes him. Real life…not so simple.
You can say you do not fancy this boy and tell people you hate this boy, and then OBVIOUSLY you’re in love with them. What the fuck? If I said I hate this boy, then how, please tell me, does this mean I want to date him???
And then, there are the awkward, ‘should I tell him I like him?’ moments, which I never do, as after a few minutes of deliberation I figure that if this boy liked me back then he would have said so – right? WRONG. Because chances are (Having not been a boy, or having a penis, this information could be wrong.) he is probably thinking the same thing – I don’t want to be rejected.
AND FINALLY…
In film the hot male protagonist only has eyes for his one girl, this one girl that he is so in love with that he wouldn’t wish her any different. In reality guys fancy A LOT of girls. This could make a relationship awkward knowing that he fancies every breathing female. But it gets worse. He could fancy your sister – unfortunately (For me, and not for her.) my sister is at a similar age to me and is stunning, I’m pretty sure people question if we are sisters, or I’m just there to make her look better.
So are moral is this: Films portray love as destiny, easy, and exciting. The reality is: Love is shit until you find someone.
(Every time I made you depressed grab a drink.)
(P.S I wrote this after getting 'smashed' on Nesquik.)
(You can see how people find me annoying)
:D
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